Ok, so just the title of that last post was enough to freak me out and immediatly sign off. I'll get back to it, I promise. Just let me get my thoughts all in order and my head to stop spinning. In the mean time, I present to you "Bad Analogies".
I just read this from a mommy forum I belong to.
I was laughing so hard, I woke up my husband. (true story)
Oh, and I've also been up since 2 am, it's now 5:50 am
and I went to bed at 10 pm.
(again, totally true story)
These are genius. I'll go ahead and highlight my favorites,
because well, they're my favorite.
Now...how to work these seamlessly into regular conversation...hmmmmmm